#dash commentary .

[spacefighter413]

everyone say thank you to the dash accidental continuity error of all time:

[spiderman2-99]

PSA:

Under any circumstances, do not enter my office or the cafeteria. We are dealing with wild animals that may be dimensionally displaced.

If you find any sightings or evidence of raccoons or chipmunks anywhere else in the building, tell me immediately.

Do not engage with it yourself, especially if you have not had rabies or tetanus shots.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Wait wdym people actually believe hell is a real place

[rolandostheater]

"Oh come now, am I not helping you by seeing the flaws in your little toy? Her lack of loyalty is absolutely delicious. I would even bet she purposely provokes you for her own enjoyment," Rolando purrs from the safety of his theater, not having left to the Living Realm just yet. He was a risk-taker today. Ready to pull his waters back away after one more word.

"Who really is in control there if she is getting everything she wants out of you?"

@screentimeoverlord

[katyspersonal]

"Coddled and told that they're good people uwu" is such a vile, spiteful and manipulative way to say "viewed like human beings and not like "oppressors"".

Yes, in fact, ANY gender, sexuality and race has to be treated like human beings. No one in their right mind will or should tolerate being seen as someone who harms minorities by just being born and existing. And sure no one in their right mind will or should accept having sins of people of the same gender/race/sexuality who lived in the past to be dumped on their shoulders to carry for eternity and pass onto their children for a good measure.

All humans seek socialization, acceptance, community and peace. Being treated as evil regardless of their individuality, personal actions, beliefs and lives is NOT this. You demand that all men express the insane power of character needed to keep good beliefs in near-solitude, rejected by radicals for not wishing to accept their beliefs AND rejected by every other community for merely being men. And whereas I have nothing but respect for men who do the right thing despite radfems like you making it incredibly challenging for them, many and MANY of them won't tolerate it and instead fall for any group that treats them as humans. And no, not because they're men. Because they're HUMANS. That's how human psychology works. Hated, rejected, dehumanized and feared get bribed by respect and kindness all too easily.

P.S.: Do you believe men are inherently willing to oppress based on just gender alone, or on 'male gender socialization' they undergone? 🤔 Because trans men don't really fit into your equation. Do you see them as traitors who revoked the "good" gender and assumed "oppressors" gender, or as not "real" men because that socialization evaded them as children? And don't you fucking DARE to use the 'privileged group' excuse. Those 'priveleges' are given to anyone by society in its entirety, so if you had problem with this, you'd be against the concept of that 'privilege' and not against all people of the gender that was given it whether they wanted it or not. Clearly it isn't it.

You kweer tumblr user, do you think any other oppressor group besides men has to be coddled and told that they're good people uwu to prevent their radicalization

[soughtserenity]

" The only woman he needs to be listening to is me. The rest of you bitches need to find a hobby. Or a cliff to jump off. " Ruthie may or may not have been told to stop being an ass by Topper.

[avispatr]

"Octavia will marry when her father decides. The one with the actual title and authority."

[hazbinsandweirdos]

"What are you doing?"

[thebananwithaplan]

Watch how many of these chocolate sticks he can fit in his mouth-

[king-of-wrath]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[thaumatology]

Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.

[battle-subway-ghost]

You guys just need more things to talk about than Pokemon I think

[fog-with-a-blog]

humans are SO BAD at flirting. this is why we foxes just scream. you can't miss that even from like three miles away

[dannyphantom-fenton]

Okay, I saw a comic of Dash telling Danny he respects his bisexuality and is bullying him as a nerd, not as a member of the LGBT community, and it got me thinking.

What if Dash eavesdrops on a conversation and believes Danny is pregnant?

Obvs this is a trans Danny au, and something happened to Ellie, and Danny is carrying her core. Vlad finds out and is himself about it. However, Dash hears this argument and puts things together in the wrong way.

Vlad corners Danny after school. Dash is staying after to practice for football and is going to practice when he sees Vlad dragging Danny into a room. He decides to listen in at exactly the wrong time.

“Daniel, you must stop being so irrational about this-“

“Irrational! You almost killed her because she isn’t a boy! I barely managed to save her! Now I have to stop taking testosterone because of you, and I have to worry about raising her during high school and putting off College-”

“I can raise her.”

“Not a chance, fruitloop. She’s my daughter.”

“She’s mine as well.”

“You were the one who decided to throw a tantrum and not only create her, but try and destroy her because she isn’t a boy! You don’t get to touch her!”

Cue a conveniently timed ghost attack or call from Maddie, but they leave without realizing Dash was listening in. Dash now has to grapple with the fact that the nerd he’s been bullying is pregnant, and the mayor, who he thinks he’s heard Tucker say is his godfather, is the other dad!

(Dash grew up with them, so he already knew Danny was trans.)

Dash immediately enlists the other A-listers to help him protect Fenton.(Because Dash may be a bully, but he’s not evil. He’s not gonna beat a pregnant man, especially since the mayor has apparently been creeping on Fenton.)

This all culminates into protective A-listers making it known Fenton is off limits and an extremely confused Danny who doesn’t know what’s going on.

[siirlendikalbimiz]

Dash de kaydırmanızı böldüğüm için üzgünüm ama harika olduğunuzu ve mutlu olmayı hak ettiğinizi bilmeniz gerektiğini düşündüm..

[tadcpomni-blog]

The wedding is starting rn!!! Happy wedding (first) anniversary for Ragatha and Pomni!