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spiderman2-99 · 2 days ago
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What’s with all of the… ah, unholy fanarts of me as a priest? Disgustingly inaccurate portrayal of the position aside, I’d make a terrible Father. Don’t have the patience for that even if I did believe in God.
And confession booths are stuffy; sex there would be atrocious.
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aura-acolyte · 17 hours ago
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This is sure to end well.
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meatymidnightmultiverse · 17 hours ago
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"Didn't hear any complaints during~"
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steel-and-fire · 1 day ago
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"Yea...yea you can absolutely suck the soul out of someone.."
He looks both nostalgic and nervous at the same time. He's never been the same since..
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mayhemmaybe · 18 hours ago
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"Would you heathens quit messing with my domain."
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wishmaker-astra · 12 hours ago
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Just saw Sexy Steven Stone™ on magazine cover on this site.
Not a fan of that.
Get better taste.
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hells-greatestdad · 2 days ago
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"What's a MILF anyway..."
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teamrocketarcher · 3 days ago
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... How did a Team Rocket Executive go to Hisui?
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katyspersonal · 5 hours ago
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We are not friends anymore
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I can’t for the life of me remember the context but it existed, I swear. Be cursed and be blessed…
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king-of-wrath · 1 month ago
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Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length
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thaumatology · 3 months ago
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Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.
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battle-subway-ghost · 2 months ago
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You guys just need more things to talk about than Pokemon I think
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dannyphantom-fenton · 2 months ago
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Okay, I saw a comic of Dash telling Danny he respects his bisexuality and is bullying him as a nerd, not as a member of the LGBT community, and it got me thinking.
What if Dash eavesdrops on a conversation and believes Danny is pregnant?
Obvs this is a trans Danny au, and something happened to Ellie, and Danny is carrying her core. Vlad finds out and is himself about it. However, Dash hears this argument and puts things together in the wrong way.
Vlad corners Danny after school. Dash is staying after to practice for football and is going to practice when he sees Vlad dragging Danny into a room. He decides to listen in at exactly the wrong time.
“Daniel, you must stop being so irrational about this-“
“Irrational! You almost killed her because she isn’t a boy! I barely managed to save her! Now I have to stop taking testosterone because of you, and I have to worry about raising her during high school and putting off College-”
“I can raise her.”
“Not a chance, fruitloop. She’s my daughter.”
“She’s mine as well.”
“You were the one who decided to throw a tantrum and not only create her, but try and destroy her because she isn’t a boy! You don’t get to touch her!”
Cue a conveniently timed ghost attack or call from Maddie, but they leave without realizing Dash was listening in. Dash now has to grapple with the fact that the nerd he’s been bullying is pregnant, and the mayor, who he thinks he’s heard Tucker say is his godfather, is the other dad!
(Dash grew up with them, so he already knew Danny was trans.)
Dash immediately enlists the other A-listers to help him protect Fenton.(Because Dash may be a bully, but he’s not evil. He’s not gonna beat a pregnant man, especially since the mayor has apparently been creeping on Fenton.)
This all culminates into protective A-listers making it known Fenton is off limits and an extremely confused Danny who doesn’t know what’s going on.
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tadcpomni-blog · 24 days ago
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The wedding is starting rn!!! Happy wedding (first) anniversary for Ragatha and Pomni!
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fog-with-a-blog · 3 months ago
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humans are SO BAD at flirting. this is why we foxes just scream. you can't miss that even from like three miles away
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siirlendikalbimiz · 8 months ago
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Dash de kaydırmanızı böldüğüm için üzgünüm ama harika olduğunuzu ve mutlu olmayı hak ettiğinizi bilmeniz gerektiğini düşündüm..
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